I'll never forget the day I bought a can of Bullshit Repellant at Spencer Gifts at the Whitehall Mall and snuck into Mr Kovacs office before morning announcements.  I had it in a brown paper bag and set it on his desk.  While in homeroom, and after the announcements, I heard "Lori Shellhammer, please report to Mr Kovac's office."  I'd been nabbed!  

When I got there, he was sitting behind his desk, holding the can.  Aiming it at me, he said "I oughta spray this on YOU!"  I said, "How'd ya know it was me?" He said "Who else would it be?"

Frankie, you made my day!  LOL